Text 14 Jun 431 notes Remember that time Monty Python recorded a song including all the slang names for a penis?

whineandbeer:

I think we need one for VAGINAS.

Isn’t it awfully nice to have a vagina? Isn’t it awfully good to have a cunt? 

It’s swell to have a pussy, it’s divine to own a slit, from the tiniest little coochie to the world’s biggest clit!

So three cheers for your vulva or your poontang.  Hooray for your lovely bearded clam!  Your minge, your muff, your bush, your box, your hoo-ha, or your twat.  You can wrap it up in panties, you can show it off a lot.  But if you take it out in public cams will aim to take a shot, and you can’t go back.  AHH THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

via Flâneur ou Badaud?.
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